dagenn said: My dad has a pineapple farm. The plants are really pokey.
Things i have learned today
- Pineapples do not grow on trees
- Pineapples are carnivorous
- Pineapples are berries
- Pineapples are pokey bitches
Things I already knew
- Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
- Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.
Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.
Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!
You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES
NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.
Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge
oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.
I’m from Ottawa, Canada. We had nice weather too!
NO one cares Canada.